What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Innocent before proven guilty

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

You shall not bear false witness.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Maybe leave out

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

But this is not

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?